If Buckley's cough syrup was a 70-proof spirit, they'd call it Jeppson's Malört

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A Brief History of Bad Taste

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A Brief History of Bad Taste

TIL that the Swedish maker of Jeppson's Malört was free to sell the medicinal spirit in Chicago during prohibition, since law enforcement concluded no-one in their right mind would drink it recreationally.